Normally, such a critter is what happens after someone places a tattoo on a bit of skin that, for some reason or other, gets stretched out a bit and the original image is wanked. Or, just a really poorly done / poorly chosen bit of ink.
What follows are of a different color (tattoo pun, yessir!). I think nearly 100% of the following tattooed ones will regret their choice in less than a decade, no matter how well executed.
Behold! I give you
The Tattoos of Regret, Twilight Edition!:
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/sure_why_not_twihard_tattoo_ga.php"This is a massive gallery of chicks with Twilight tattoos. Because Twilight is like the female equivalent of blowing *expletive deleted*it up with fireworks for a guy. Most of the tattoos are quotes and the book cover art. This one about the lion falling in love with the lamb seems to be particularly popular. And guess what ladies? That's not romantic. You see, I fell in love with a lamb once AND NOW I'M BANNED FROM THE PETTING ZOO.
Miss you, Bleaty."