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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #75 on: June 12, 2011, 11:46:18 AM »
I currently have bacon in my oven.  I recalled this thread and am making use of its displayed wisdom.

I predict deliciousness.
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #76 on: June 12, 2011, 03:11:42 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2011, 09:27:37 PM »
That bacon was fantastic.... not sure how, but the two pounds I purchased are now gone.  Although in fairness, with all the different advice on this thread, I was trying out several things... for science!

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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #78 on: June 21, 2011, 06:04:08 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #79 on: June 21, 2011, 10:10:19 PM »
Went by the local Dairy Queen the other day. The sign out front said "Bacon Cheese Shake, $3.99.
I was sorely disappointed when the girl said someone just forgot to insert "Burger & after the Cheese. =(
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #80 on: June 22, 2011, 11:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on June 21, 2011, 10:10:19 PM
Went by the local Dairy Queen the other day. The sign out front said "Bacon Cheese Shake, $3.99.
I was sorely disappointed when the girl said someone just forgot to insert "Burger & after the Cheese. =(

You should demand that they make you a bacon cheese shake or you'll sue them in court....
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #81 on: September 03, 2011, 06:00:57 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #82 on: September 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM »
Ron Swanson's Breakfast; I hope to someday emulate it.

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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2011, 04:45:48 PM »
Roses made from .....Bacon!


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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2011, 05:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Ned Hamford on September 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM
Ron Swanson's Breakfast; I hope to someday emulate it.



Too much toast....not enough black coffee....
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #85 on: September 25, 2011, 06:04:10 PM »
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ce85?srp=1

Got this for my daughter who LOVES bacon. 
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #86 on: October 03, 2011, 11:36:33 PM »
For all our talk of enjoying bacon... do any of us tell it our troubles?

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/408042/bacon.jhtml

I know I cannot, for the only relevant trouble would be I've run out of bacon.
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2011, 09:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Ned Hamford on September 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM
Ron Swanson's Breakfast; I hope to someday emulate it.



Just needs a little bite of chocolate (maybe a Kit Kat or Twix) to wash it all down with, otherwise perfect.
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2011, 09:43:01 AM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2011, 09:06:38 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2011, 07:47:16 AM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2011, 08:12:08 AM »
And stuck here in Kuwait with crappy bacon.
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2011, 08:30:49 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on October 28, 2011, 08:12:08 AM
And stuck here in Kuwait with crappy bacon.

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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2011, 09:26:37 AM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2011, 11:28:23 AM »
Dinner tonight was a Bacon cheeseburger with blue cheese dressing on it and a side order of onion rings.  Bacon was limp.
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #95 on: October 29, 2011, 09:41:20 PM »
Quote from: Ned Hamford on September 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM
Ron Swanson's Breakfast; I hope to someday emulate it.



I have that set as my background. A big 45 colt would look better beside that much bacon but when I cook that much bacon I'm not going to waste time taking a picture.

I put some beans on to boil and slow cooked some bacon and then tossed in a sweet yellow oven. Bacon and beans, better then ham and beans.

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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #96 on: October 29, 2011, 10:38:15 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #97 on: October 29, 2011, 11:26:16 PM »
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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #98 on: November 05, 2011, 10:24:31 PM »
This morning, I helped my wife make mini-quiches and loaded scrap lumber in my pickup truck to haul to the garbage dump (yes, my man-card has the dual citizenship stamp....  :cool: )

For lunch, I had a bacon-cheese-bacon-cheese sandwich on bread heels with mustard.....and I occasionally fit a dill pickle slice inside random bites.....

....this has been a good day.....


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Re: The First Word in Bacon is pronounced "Bake"
« Reply #99 on: November 05, 2011, 10:37:03 PM »
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(yes, my man-card has the dual citizenship stamp....  cool )

Tomorrow I will eat a bacon sammich made with bacon I raised on bread that I baked.
The bread is a simple recipe
flour
yeast
salt
water
Mix up the dough in the evening, let it rise over night, knead it just a little in the morning and let it rise again all day. About an hour before you want to bake it shape it into a loaf, let it rise for abut an hour then bake it in a 500 degree oven. Makes crusty loaf with a chewy texture reminiscent of sourdough with out all the fuss.
Holds lots of bacon and cheese, won't go all soggy even with a 1/2" slice of tomato added. also makes a great french toast to eat with bacon.
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