...and, if you kept up with the last governor's election, you'll never see Perry on a debate stage....
No need. He was running against an anthropomorphic turnip with delusions of adequacy.
He also didn't meet with a single newspaper editorial board, because he knew they are all lefties anyways.
He has debated in past elections, though.
Well, I hear there are even some people who put pineapple on their pizza pie. As long as he doesn't cross that line I think I can forgive him this one fallacy.
A Georgian (the one in the former USSR) opened a pizza place nearby. I tried to order a pineapple and ham pizza for my wife. The thickly accented reply was, "We only make
Italian pizza." No further discussion of pineapple or other adulterants was entertained.
Dude would take your order and then alter it to HIS requirements as he saw fit. Thing was, he made the best traditional pizza I ever ate; so I learned to order, eat whatever he brought out, STFU, and revel in the best damn pizza I ever ate.