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What's new with you?
« on: March 22, 2012, 08:19:11 PM »
Sadly, I survived my trip to Vegas.  And I will say no more.


Happily, my son has decided to come to live with me.  Needless to say the WINO is less then thrilled with this development.  Lawyers are now invovled, hopefully we can get a separation agreement hammered out before it costs too much.  (Famous last words)


So, what's new with you?
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 08:50:55 PM »
I saved a lot of money on my car insurance?
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 09:10:59 PM »
The Good: got a raise & all the overtime I can stand.
The Bad: my pet vole died, but he was warm, happy & loved until the end.
The Ugly: today my biggest cat stepped on my forehead & slipped, so I have a new hairdo to cover the gashes.

I am very glad you survived your trip to Vegas even if you're not.  ???
Also, I'm doing another happy dance about your son coming to live with you.  =)
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 09:12:06 PM »
Immensely glad about your boy, I hope all works out for the best.

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 09:27:37 PM »
Good deal on your son going to live with you. =)

I get to have Aortic Bifemoral Bypass surgery next month.  All but one Dr was wrong on the diagnosis of what was wrong with my legs.   :O

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 09:41:45 PM »
Son inbound - good for you!

WINO soon outbound - good for you!

Survived Vegas - good for you!



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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 08:45:05 AM »
. . . We are looking for homes.
Surplus cats?

Just look for someone with a hungry pit bull or two - problem solved.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 10:20:55 AM »
Less than 8 hours from being out of Kuwait.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 11:25:19 AM »
Son coming in, WINO going out? That's a good thingTM. On your way out of Kuwait? Also nothing but good.

Me? Making fairly fast progress on learning guitar. Business is terrible, worst in five years.

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 12:11:03 PM »
Awesome.  Still on for the June deal?
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 12:20:13 PM »
Surplus cats?

Just look for someone with a hungry pit bull or two - problem solved.

Sheesh! Should I take the kids along? I will be watched like a hawk with them.....
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 02:08:08 PM »
Bought a smart phone today   =).
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 02:14:08 PM »
Surplus cats?

Just look for someone with a hungry pit bull or two - problem solved.

Why is it that folks that exclusively like dogs seem to find entertainment in killing cats, but folks that exclusively like cats don't tend to find entertainment in killing dogs?

Not sure why, but it really tends to get under my skin. 
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2012, 02:45:18 PM »
Why is it that folks that exclusively like dogs seem to find entertainment in killing cats, but folks that exclusively like cats don't tend to find entertainment in killing dogs?

Not sure why, but it really tends to get under my skin. 

Because cats are evil?

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2012, 02:53:57 PM »
Found out my 9 yo son has a pretty good aptitude for archery, so we try to take a trip to the range on a semi-regular basis.
After last session, I let him shoot my M4gery. Had him load round into mag, lock mag, close the bolt, take safety off, aim, squeaze, put safety on, drop mag, roll a round into the mag, then repeat the whole process. After 2nd time through, he said "hey Dad, I got this" so I just stood by and handed him single rounds.
 Great time for both of us.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2012, 04:55:24 PM »
Sorry about your vole LS.  But if you have go out, that is the way to go.

I hope you are healthy and happy and warm.  I think I owe you a phone call.... ;)
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 04:58:24 PM »
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2012, 05:19:19 PM »
Good deal on your son going to live with you. =)

I get to have Aortic Bifemoral Bypass surgery next month.  All but one Dr was wrong on the diagnosis of what was wrong with my legs.   :O

My wife had to endure that 5 years ago.  I do not envy you.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2012, 05:32:17 PM »
Why is it that folks that exclusively like dogs seem to find entertainment in killing cats, but folks that exclusively like cats don't tend to find entertainment in killing dogs?

Not sure why, but it really tends to get under my skin. 

Me too....cat people are just weird like that....

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2012, 06:20:28 PM »
You know, this cat vs. dog thing reminded me of something. I've heard "dog people" joke tons of times about the violent end to a feline, but never have heard of them actually attempting to go through with it.

On the other hand, I do know (actually know) a somewhat famouse cat person that regularly neglects her dogs and attempted to shoot one of the barn dogs when it chased one of her cats. Luckly, her barn manager smuggled the poor dog out of there before *well known person* could follow through with the poor things death sentance.
 =|

I also would note that a majority of "dog people" have and love cats, whereas, the oppiseite is not so.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2012, 06:25:03 PM »
^^^ How interesting.  I work both sides of the street. Currently, I have one cat.  The two dogs died a few years back, but we will likely get another dog when the cat passes.  Altogether in my 52 years, I have owned three cats and five dogs.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2012, 06:26:22 PM »
I'm a dog person who has had cats in the past but I don't have a curently have a cat, probably won't have another ever but I don't wish to harm any of them. I also get tired of people who hate cats and think every cat should be a dead cat. If you don't like cats avoid them and shut up about ill will towards them.

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2012, 06:58:23 PM »
Great to hear about the son, screw the lawyer fees it's worth it.

Me, I've been putting together a fish tank. Got it mostly together, should be ready to go sometime next week.
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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2012, 07:19:32 PM »
What's new with me?

Well, I'm one of 6 people who were just told that our positions have been eliminated.

At least I still have a job.

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Re: What's new with you?
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2012, 07:23:06 PM »
DD,  I'm sorry to hear that.  So back to driving?
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