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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2012, 03:48:40 PM »
I can go with that I suppose.

I'm still waiting for someone to justify to me how in the *expletive deleted* ping pong is an olympic sport

Haven't you ever watched "Full contact, Combat Ping Pong"?
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2012, 06:03:16 PM »
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Haven't you ever watched "Full contact, Combat Ping Pong"?

I have never tried that one, but it sounds like fun! I did break 3 ribs playing full contact, combat racquet ball in the past though.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2012, 07:06:36 PM »
Well, i'll admit to being girly. I watch the gymnastics (and I watch figure skating in winter)
The Women (girls actually) are on tonight. I missed most of the trials this morning, but they saved the Americans for prime time.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2012, 07:33:50 PM »
I was surfing the channels last night and ran across the sculling. I do believe those women could crack a walnut between their thighs. Pretty impressive to see the pace they can keep up for 2000 meters! I am pretty sure my heart would explode at about the 25 meter mark trying to keep up.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2012, 11:38:17 PM »
Well, i'll admit to being girly. I watch the gymnastics (and I watch figure skating in winter)
The Women (girls actually) are on tonight. I missed most of the trials this morning, but they saved the Americans for prime time.

My wife & I watched it, too. Great performance by the Americans.....

....and WTF is this socialist/PC crap about only TWO gymnasts per nation in the finals?...is the East German judge smoking crack?.....  :facepalm:
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2012, 05:35:59 AM »
I watched to, those girls were amazing last night.

DVR is nice, been using the tv schedule and going through and DVRing the things I want. I just wish that the half hour shooting was in there by itself instead of lumped into a four hour thing with a bunch of other stuff.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2012, 07:30:07 AM »
My wife & I watched it, too. Great performance by the Americans.....

....and WTF is this socialist/PC crap about only TWO gymnasts per nation in the finals?...is the East German judge smoking crack?.....  :facepalm:


I don't know, but that poor girl was just miserable. I went to bed before they stuck a camera in her face, and forcing her to stand in the media pit while they interveiwed the two girls that did make it was just crule.
I have a real love/hate attitude towards gymnastics. I love what they do, it's really amazing, but I think it's a too much pressure, both physical and mental, on girls that young. They are always, consistently, the youngest competitors and you almost never see them come back in four years, because by the time four years have passed, they are "too old" (and too injured) to do it again.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2012, 08:12:54 AM »
I don't know, but that poor girl was just miserable. I went to bed before they stuck a camera in her face, and forcing her to stand in the media pit while they interveiwed the two girls that did make it was just crule.
I have a real love/hate attitude towards gymnastics. I love what they do, it's really amazing, but I think it's a too much pressure, both physical and mental, on girls that young. They are always, consistently, the youngest competitors and you almost never see them come back in four years, because by the time four years have passed, they are "too old" (and too injured) to do it again.

I agree.  I felt really bad for her, having to stand there and listen to the other two girls being interview first.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2012, 11:18:58 AM »
I agree.  I felt really bad for her, having to stand there and listen to the other two girls being interview first.

Well, I don't know if you saw it, but she made a beeline to what I presume was the exit/locker rooms, but one of the staff (i don't think it was a coach) pulled her back and made her go up to where they do the interveiws.
You could tell she just wanted to go cry it out in private, and instead they forced her in the spotlight.

I felt almost as bad for Phelps the other night. NBC's treatment of the athleates when they loose is just deplorable. They were practically gleeful to pounce on him.
Having full coverage of the sports does not need to include torturing the ones that just had their dreams crushed on a world stage with a camera and an interveiw.  :mad:
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2012, 12:43:31 PM »
Well, I don't know if you saw it, but she made a beeline to what I presume was the exit/locker rooms, but one of the staff (i don't think it was a coach) pulled her back and made her go up to where they do the interveiws.
You could tell she just wanted to go cry it out in private, and instead they forced her in the spotlight.

I felt almost as bad for Phelps the other night. NBC's treatment of the athleates when they loose is just deplorable. They were practically gleeful to pounce on him.
Having full coverage of the sports does not need to include torturing the ones that just had their dreams crushed on a world stage with a camera and an interveiw.  :mad:

I didn't see them force her back up there.  I agree 100% with the bold portion.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2012, 02:08:32 PM »
Had to drive a coworker to the urgent care, so I'm finally having to see some All-Lame-pics. Water polo, of all things? Men's water polo? I had no idea anyone played that for serious.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2012, 02:55:44 PM »
Had to drive a coworker to the urgent care, so I'm finally having to see some All-Lame-pics. Water polo, of all things? Men's water polo? I had no idea anyone played that for serious.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2012, 03:21:19 PM »
I have new respect for mens water polo. A match between Serbia and Russia in the 50's was called "blood in the water" and, despite orgins rooted in soccer, it seems to have evoloved more similar to Hockey.
The refs can only call what they see, above the water. Under the water, it's a no holds barred MMA style battle.
They wear speedos, get in a pool and procede to beat the *expletive deleted*it out of each other.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2012, 01:34:11 AM »
You know.....I remember a time, long ago, when I could think that the women gymnasts were pretty hot.....and not feel Pedobear's hands around my throat....  =|
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« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2012, 08:47:01 AM »
The Austin American-Statesman carries a column by a commentator named Ken Herman. I frequently disagree with him, but in THIS column, he really doesn't state anything I disagree with.

Basically, he lays out his criteria for what Olympic events are sports, and which ones are not sports.

(Hint: he's not a fan of judges picking winners.)

http://www.statesman.com/news/local/sport-or-not-a-sport-2427039.html
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #65 on: August 04, 2012, 05:37:28 PM »
Somehow we are good at athletics as well as rowing and cycling now.

Watching Ennis storm home was also very good fun indeed.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #66 on: August 04, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »
The Austin American-Statesman carries a column by a commentator named Ken Herman. I frequently disagree with him, but in THIS column, he really doesn't state anything I disagree with.

Basically, he lays out his criteria for what Olympic events are sports, and which ones are not sports.

(Hint: he's not a fan of judges picking winners.)

http://www.statesman.com/news/local/sport-or-not-a-sport-2427039.html

I disagree strongly. Just because you and this guy do not understand the criteria by which such sports are judged doesn't mean they arn't sports.

He includes archery, shooting and fencing based on it's orgins in "warfare" but then
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Equestrian: Would be a sport (and only for the horse, not the rider) if they jettisoned dressage, which is French for "horse dancing."   

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Dressage is designed to measure how well a horse can preform natural movements on command, and orginates as movements used by warhorses both for parade and for actual fighting.
Three day eventing decends from the disiplines required for a good warhorse. Cross Country was to test stamina and speed, and Dressage was to test the above.

As for "sport for the horse, not the rider." BS. This is the same stupid delusion that makes people think downhill skiing isn't "real skiing" since you are "just sliding down the hill"
The horses skills are worthless without a rider directing him, and, for those of you who think the rider just sits there, go get on a horse and ride two point at a trot without sturrips for an hour WITHOUT A CROP. and if you need a clue as to why this is physically demanding, try understanding that English trained horses respond more to leg pressure then reins. You don't just tell them go and they go, you have to SQUEEZE, and not just once, not just a little nudge with your heels, but the whole time.

"Sport" is not defined as cut and dry, black and white scoring systems. It is an activity requiring both physical skill and technical requairments, with an empasis on COMPETITION.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #67 on: August 04, 2012, 08:57:04 PM »
Why do they call it "water polo" if they're not allowed to ride horses in the pool?
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« Reply #68 on: August 04, 2012, 10:26:23 PM »
Dressage is designed to measure how well a horse can preform natural movements on command, and orginates as movements used by warhorses both for parade and for actual fighting.
Yeah. But it is the single most boring horse sport known to man :p
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2012, 01:59:09 AM »
Yeah. But it is the single most boring horse sport known to man :p

It becomes more intresting when you have an understanding of what they're doing, and the skill involved in doing it.
There is a reason the Spanish Riding School was selling out tickets when they finally came back to the US, and it wasn't because dressage is boring.
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« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2012, 02:57:22 PM »
I disagree strongly. Just because you and this guy do not understand the criteria by which such sports are judged doesn't mean they arn't sports.

He includes archery, shooting and fencing based on it's orgins in "warfare" but then
 :facepalm:

Dressage is designed to measure how well a horse can preform natural movements on command, and orginates as movements used by warhorses both for parade and for actual fighting.
Three day eventing decends from the disiplines required for a good warhorse. Cross Country was to test stamina and speed, and Dressage was to test the above.

As for "sport for the horse, not the rider." BS. This is the same stupid delusion that makes people think downhill skiing isn't "real skiing" since you are "just sliding down the hill"
The horses skills are worthless without a rider directing him, and, for those of you who think the rider just sits there, go get on a horse and ride two point at a trot without sturrips for an hour WITHOUT A CROP. and if you need a clue as to why this is physically demanding, try understanding that English trained horses respond more to leg pressure then reins. You don't just tell them go and they go, you have to SQUEEZE, and not just once, not just a little nudge with your heels, but the whole time.

"Sport" is not defined as cut and dry, black and white scoring systems. It is an activity requiring both physical skill and technical requairments, with an empasis on COMPETITION.

Were you paying attention at all?  Those are activities, or events, but not sports.  Subjective judging, costumes, and the animal doing the majority of the work.  NOT A SPORT.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2012, 03:59:30 PM »
Were you paying attention at all?  Those are activities, or events, but not sports.  Subjective judging, costumes, and the animal doing the majority of the work.  NOT A SPORT.

Sport is a compitition, event or set of activities, engaged in via a set of rules.
Just because you don't like the rules, or understand them, it doesn't redifine them as "not sports".

Go look it up. "Any recreational activity" happens to be the first definition offered in the Webster's.
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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2012, 05:31:55 PM »
Somehow we are good at athletics as well as rowing and cycling now.

Watching Ennis storm home was also very good fun indeed.


Jess did it in style. What the Olympics ought to be, an all around athlete.

Equestrian, just watched some of the jumping. Very nice but I still think the horse deserves the medal.  [popcorn]

Pistorius didn't make it out of the semi's, but he got that far, still kicked some ass with no legs. Pretty amazing to me.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2012, 05:46:31 PM »
Jess did it in style. What the Olympics ought to be, an all around athlete.

Equestrian, just watched some of the jumping. Very nice but I still think the horse deserves the medal.  [popcorn]

Pistorius didn't make it out of the semi's, but he got that far, still kicked some ass with no legs. Pretty amazing to me.



What the hell is a horse going to do with a medel. I'm sure they'd rather have some fresh clover and maybe a couple carrots.

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Re: The Official Olympics Thread
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2012, 06:23:16 PM »
What the hell is a horse going to do with a medel. I'm sure they'd rather have some fresh clover and maybe a couple carrots.

Women's beach vollyball is back on... I'm guessing there may be a distinct drop in participation on this board now that I said that.

What are you trying to say?

Oh, and the US womens won in 2 sets. =D
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