I read the Dear Abby column in the newspaper every night, and have been doing so for years. Why? I don't know. Probably for the same reason people slow down to look at car wrecks on the interstate.
Anyway, one of tonight's letters, and Dear Abby's response, upset me so much that I just have to vent. And where better to vent than on APS?
Here's the letter and reply:
DEAR ABBY: Last night at a restaurant, my husband and I were surprised to see a male server wearing a blond wig and full makeup. I was, to say the least, shocked and very glad we hadn't brought the children, ages 11 and 14, with us. How do you explain something like that to an 11-year-old? The 14-year-old would be able to "get it."
What kind of policies are in place for restaurants in cases like this? What if customers are offended? Could I request a different server or just leave? Your comments would be appreciated. -- TAKEN ABACK IN CALIFORNIA
DEAR TAKEN ABACK: In California, people have the legal right to dress in a style not typical of their gender without fear of discrimination or retaliation. That right is protected by state law. If customers find it offensive, they can either request a different server or take their business elsewhere. Presumably, the customer would pay for food that had already been prepared.
Because children today grow up quickly and are less sheltered than in past decades, I recommend you explain to your 11-year-old that not all people are alike, and the importance of treating others with respect. It's called reality.
While the woman didn't have her kids with her, and so didn't have to 'splain anything, some other folks likely did. And some of those folks probably had to explain things as best as they could to their kids. Or maybe they just give some non-answer answer, and never come back to the restaurant again. That's mildly irritating to me.
One of the things that really gets me is that there will be many people who will be upset, some may never come back, and the owner and/or manager can do nothing. It's the law, as Abby so cheerfully points out (her cheerfulness in this is another thing that irritates me). How this came to be law in CA is something I just can't fathom.
Abby irritates me even more when she refers to people having the "right" to cross-dress while working with the public. Somewhere along the line the business owner lost some rights that are more concrete. This may help to explain California's mad rush to bankruptcy.
Abby's almost flippant comment that "kids today grow up quickly" got me hot under the collar, too. They don't grow up any faster than they did 20 or 30 or 40 years ago, but instead are just bombarded with more sexually explicit messages than ever before. This may make them seem more grown up, but they're not. They're just more confused, and having a waiter with a blond wig, lip gloss and a Richard Nixon 5 o'clock shadow doesn't help clarify things.
Abby's final comment about customers just taking their business elsewhere was irritating and hilarious at the same time. It was hilarious because, in every state and city where smoking bans have been proposed or enacted, the mere suggestion that those sensitive to smoke go elsewhere meets with howls of protest. "You can't make people go to another restaurant just because the owner of this one chooses to allow smoking", they'd fume. "People should have the right to go wherever they want without being offended". Funny how that only seems to work one way.
Ah, but what do I know? I'm just some 61 year-old curmudgeon who didn't grow up fast enough.