You realize that by that standard, plumbing parts are bomb making materials, spoons in your kitchen drawer, a bic lighter on your dresser, snack sized ziplocks in your pantry, and a reloading scale in your workshop are drug paraphenalia and all point towards criminal conspiracy? Hopefully you don't have any cash, jewelry, coins or other valuables in a safe or safe deposit box because those items are sure signs of money laundering and need to be 'arrested.'
You will plead guilty to money laundering and criminal conspiracy and whatever other bogus charges are dealt to youbecause the other deal the feds will give you is life in prison, and they will lie, manufacture evidence, and intimidate witnesses to ensure that they win and you have no recourse.