Bright side, some of you ugly mofos can get laid. Down side, gotta go to Canada.
I decline the nomination to investigate personally for that reason.
Canada, Mexico, Maryland, New Jersey, Caifornia, Illinois are all among the many foreign countries in which I will never set foot.
Besides, as Chief Scientist and Principal Investigator, I only deal with budgets, concepts, task assignments, publication review, PR, and things like these. I almost never do the actual dirty hands-on, nuts and bolts scientific research.
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