Wow. This whole thing, what with race, marriage, divorce, violence, physical appearance, worldwide publicity, sounds like a good plot for a dramatic comedy movie.
I think they need to bring in some horses for a little western flavor. Oh, and UFOs just because.
The satisfying ending would be Chuck Norris coming in and kicking everybody in the face.
Fade to black. ....No, no, I mean fade to no-light situation.