Paris Hilton: looks AND brains!

[Guest]

Here's my solution:

Strip her naked
Duct-tape raw steaks to her naughty bits (this will be on nationwide TV)
Coat her with honey
Throw her in a pit with grizzly bears.

Solution to what??

Good lord. That's one of the most horrible things I've ever read.

[Sindawe]

Jeezzz Blackburn, what have you got against grizzly bears?  Even the "rabid man eating zombie mutant" ones?

[Sean Smith]

I've never understood the attraction of stinky bimbos.  I didn't like dumb girls in first grade, and never grew into it.  And I've never had the patience to put up with stupider-than-average women long enough to get into their pants.  Finally, there is my fear of horrible flesh-eating bacteria... nothing is worth Crotch Ebola, or whatever the horrible infection du jour is.

There are worse things than not getting sex.  Talking to dingy broads for hours on end is right up there on the list.  Talking to one like Paris would be like a root canal with no painkillers.

[Strings]

>hey that's my town, lay off.<

Hey... maybe it's been cleaned up since I was there ('92-93). When I was there, it was low-rent red light...

[RadioFreeSeaLab]

Hey... maybe it's been cleaned up since I was there ('92-93). When I was there, it was low-rent red light...

ok so some areas are like that.  Luckily not my neighborhood.

[Sindawe]

Blackburn: You're not alone in that situation.  (maybe we should compare notes and see how many degrees of separation there REALLY are..LOL). Stupid women bore me to tears, then they REALLY become annoying and I just wanna shot them.  Or myself.  I thought that last one was a keeper.  Smart, attractive, successful, redhead, born under the sign of Scorpio...Then she got baby-rabies 8 months into the relationship.  *SIGH*

[bountyhunter]

Yep, she has looks and brains:

The looks of a hooker.

The brains of a bag of rocks.

[XLMiguel]

Crude eloquence, BH, I couldn't have said it better.

[spacemanspiff]

man you have some classy hookers in your town, Bh. all ours are toothless. and none younger than 50 yrs old. but they do all have that same twitch from tweaking too much.

[Strings]

>man you have some classy hookers in your town, Bh. all ours are toothless. and none younger than 50 yrs old. but they do all have that same twitch from tweaking too much.<

And he knows of where he speaks!

 Spiffy... you don't need to go into anymore detail about your sex life. PLEASE no more detail...

[spacemanspiff]

at least someone believes i have a sex life.

[bountyhunter]

man you have some classy hookers in your town, Bh. all ours are toothless. and none younger than 50 yrs old. but they do all have that same twitch from tweaking too much.

NBC had this goofy reality show for a while called "Casino", and it showed the workings of an actual Las Vegas casino.

In one episode, a "high roller" showed up who ran one of the legal brothels out of the city.  He bragged about how fine the women were at his place, so two of the guys from the casino took a road trip..  They got there and the girls lined up...  as I told my wife, I wouldn't do any of those skanks even if I could rent a tool to do them with.  My wife couldn't believe people paid money for such ugly women.

They picked two girls and they go off to the room... they negotiate for price.  The girls step out to "change" and the guys knocked the screen off the window and jumped out!  You could hear the tires burning as they laid out of that place.