Scout26: At age 47 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
Considering that I'll never go to New York City, I find that highly unlikely.
Second try says:
Scout26: At age 93 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Yeah and there better be the large-breasted, nymphomanic, 20-something, daughter of a Gunshop owner, who's my nurse, driving the cart. However, not a drop of booze will split.