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Kim Jong Un disappeared from public view over the past few weeks because of concerns about the coronavirus – not for any heart-related surgery – South Korea’s intelligence agency is claiming.

The disclosure comes after members of South Korea’s parliament were briefed by the country’s National Intelligence Service on Wednesday, according to Reuters. Kim made his first public appearance in nearly three weeks last Friday at a fertilizer factory near the North Korean capital of Pyongyang.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/south-korea-suggests-reason-for-kim-jong-un-disappearance
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2020, 11:30:15 PM »
Here we go again

Kim Jong Un in coma, sister set to take control, South Korean ex-diplomat alleges
https://www.foxnews.com/world/kim-jong-un-coma-sister-take-control-south-korean-official-alleges
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2020, 12:26:15 AM »
So he was last seen touring a fertilizer factory?  Was he made part of the product?
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2020, 12:48:26 AM »
What North Korea certainly needs is a strong manure.
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2020, 05:20:19 PM »
That's all we need ... his bugnuts crazy sister in charge.

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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2020, 05:39:16 PM »
I'm going to assume that the NORK cadre of generals and other high-up government types are some of the least-woke people on the planet and are thus sexist beyond anything we might see in the west.

So they might well resent having to take orders from a woman and might dispose of her quickly.

If they do depends on what she has over them. Maybe it's enough to keep her in power, but then, maybe not.

And if she goes and another Kim doesn't step up we could see a civil war break out amongts the crime families that make up the Nork government.

And won't that be fun?
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2020, 05:48:01 PM »
I'm going to assume that the NORK cadre of generals and other high-up government types are some of the least-woke people on the planet and are thus sexist beyond anything we might see in the west.

So they might well resent having to take orders from a woman and might dispose of her quickly.

If they do depends on what she has over them. Maybe it's enough to keep her in power, but then, maybe not.

And if she goes and another Kim doesn't step up we could see a civil war break out amongts the crime families that make up the Nork government.

And won't that be fun?


Do you think her gender is going to make a difference to them? It's not as if they were loyal to KJU because of his excessive manliness or martial arts skill.
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2020, 05:49:40 PM »
I'm saying it could be a factor. Maybe even the tie-breaker that determines whether they move on her or not.
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2020, 06:40:43 PM »
It's going to be interesting. A few months ago, during the previous period of speculation that rocket boy might be dead, a number of sources were offering up their opinions that North Korea is simply not prepared to accept a female as their leader. If rocket boy has died, and if he actually named his little sister as his successor, it could be interesting.

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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2020, 06:45:09 PM »
Just now confirmed:  Kim Jong Un's actual condition is unknown.
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2020, 10:22:50 AM »
Rats! 

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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2020, 10:24:28 AM »
Are we sure that Jeff Dunham isn't doing an encore show from Pyongyang?
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #91 on: August 26, 2020, 10:40:39 AM »
Has he put on even more weight?

If he has he's the only one in North Korea who can...
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2020, 10:42:23 AM »
If he has he's the only one in North Korea who can...

Well now we know where all the dogs went
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2020, 10:49:09 AM »
Rats! 

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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #94 on: August 26, 2020, 12:27:43 PM »
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2020, 12:30:12 PM »
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2020, 12:33:49 PM »
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Re: Kim Jong Un is gravely ill ... or he's brain dead ... or he's just fine
« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2020, 03:07:49 PM »
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Has he put on even more weight?

If he has he's the only one in North Korea who can...

Reportedly now over 300lbs

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The intelligence service also noted that an artificial intelligence-assisted analysis of the leader's weight puts Kim at 140 kilograms, or about 308 pounds.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/kim-jong-un-packs-on-pounds-battles-insomnia-heavy-drinking-smoking-report

Saw some photos a few days ago after the N.Korean (failed) satellite launch with him supposedly at launch control and was thinking D! he's gotten big.
He's is officially reported to by 5'7" but based on photos many place him closer to 5'5. 300+lbs on a 5.5" frame makes him a fat boy.
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