Amish! We have quite a few that live in my area.
Q - What is this: "Clop, clop, bang......Clop, clop, bang!"
A -Amish drive by shooting.
Top 10 Amish Pick-up Lines
10. Come to barn raisings often?
9. I saw you churning butter from across the field......and I likey.
8. My you look good in that bonnet and shapeless black dress.
7. I want you to ride me like an ox on one bad piece of road.
6. Get out of my dreams and into my buggy.
5. I can feel the sparks between us....and I don't even believe in electricity.
4. Lets party like its 1799
3. Wanna get sheened?....works for all people
2. Is your field in need of some plowing?
1. Youre such an old old old old old soul.