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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #125 on: July 22, 2020, 09:25:32 PM »

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #126 on: July 23, 2020, 09:53:21 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on June 22, 2020, 05:34:44 PM
Racism is bad, but not everything bad is racist.


Boy, you have a lot to learn.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #127 on: July 31, 2020, 08:56:55 PM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-might-not-accept-the-results-of-the-2020-election-says-movement-that-still-hasnt-accepted-results-of-2016-election/

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'Trump Might Not Accept The Results Of The 2020 Election,' Says Movement That Still Hasn't Accepted Results Of 2016 Election
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #128 on: August 01, 2020, 12:10:56 AM »
So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2020, 12:22:34 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on August 01, 2020, 12:10:56 AM
So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?

When the Marxists decided to make satire our lived reality.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2020, 12:56:10 AM »
I think it was about 1984.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #131 on: August 04, 2020, 08:39:45 AM »
Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White
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The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #132 on: August 04, 2020, 08:50:45 PM »
Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch 'Every Child Left Behind' Movement
https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-refusing-to-go-back-in-the-fall-launch-all-kids-left-behind-movement/?utm_content=buffer34273&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Teachers across the nation expressed their utmost thanks to the taxpayers and assured them that this was money well spent. “I am much more productive as a teacher thanks to the Every Child Left Behind movement. Now I can go run errands as I please and instead of grading papers I can binge Netflix!”

At publishing time, the teacher’s union was planning a series of strikes to continue the Every Child Left Behind movement until a cure for all sickness and death was found.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2020, 06:30:56 PM »
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A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2020, 11:36:49 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #135 on: September 17, 2020, 04:10:12 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #136 on: September 24, 2020, 05:44:54 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #137 on: October 16, 2020, 11:29:31 PM »
For those who haven't seen it yet, the Bee has its own YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbee

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #138 on: October 17, 2020, 07:45:28 AM »
I'd never considered this...

How the hell do they know if the tear gas was working?

https://babylonbee.com/news/riot-police-unsure-if-their-tear-gas-worked-since-libs-were-already-crying-anyway
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #139 on: October 17, 2020, 10:12:49 AM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on October 08, 2019, 05:33:35 PM
The Cali DMV may require you to listen to a Greta sermon before leaving you alone.   =)

BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2020, 10:34:16 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 17, 2020, 10:12:49 AM
BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?

 :laugh:

From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2020, 08:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Ben on October 17, 2020, 10:34:16 AM
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From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
Did you get a ballot?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2020, 09:17:28 PM »
^ "ballot"

Heh-heh.

"representation"

"taxes"

Verrry good.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #143 on: October 20, 2020, 06:48:34 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #144 on: October 20, 2020, 07:23:26 PM »
Quote from: fistful on October 20, 2020, 06:48:34 PM
Offered without comment.  :facepalm:

https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/20/facebook-demonetizes-satire-site-babylon-bee-claims-monty-python-spoof-incites-violence/


Gas lighting and financial blackballing a satire publication.  Tells you what they consider a threat.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #145 on: October 30, 2020, 09:54:21 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #146 on: October 30, 2020, 11:06:49 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #147 on: October 31, 2020, 04:29:59 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #148 on: October 31, 2020, 10:05:25 AM »
Is Kubrick still around? They'll need him to fake the new, amphibious moon landing.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #149 on: October 31, 2020, 10:09:20 AM »
Quote from: fistful on October 31, 2020, 10:05:25 AM
Is Kubrick still around? They'll need him to fake the new, amphibious moon landing.

No, he passed on a number of years ago.

At least that's the official story ...
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