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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #250 on: August 15, 2023, 08:43:45 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on August 15, 2023, 08:10:00 PM
You may have to explain that one to me.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #251 on: August 15, 2023, 09:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 15, 2023, 08:43:45 PM
Brian Stelter, AKA Mr Potatohead. Idaho, AKA potatoho.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #252 on: August 29, 2023, 05:59:34 PM »
Liberal Dies On Toilet While Awaiting CDC Guidance On How To Wipe
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #253 on: August 30, 2023, 11:03:37 AM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #254 on: September 14, 2023, 11:11:31 AM »
Democrats Scramble To Find Replacement For Retiring Mitt Romney
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #255 on: September 14, 2023, 11:12:33 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #256 on: September 27, 2023, 06:53:31 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #257 on: September 27, 2023, 06:54:22 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #258 on: September 29, 2023, 02:21:21 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #259 on: September 29, 2023, 10:56:25 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #260 on: September 30, 2023, 08:43:18 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #261 on: September 30, 2023, 06:30:33 PM »
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Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-frustrated-that-husband-doesnt-realize-she-wants-him-to-be-quiet-and-also-talk-to-her-and-also-leave-her-alone-and-also-come-talk-to-her

I have been that guy. Bit of a disagreement. Fiancee asked what I thought, then immediately followed with, "Never mind. I know what you'e going to say and I don't want to hear it."

So I left the room and went to bed. Half an hour later she woke me up and chewed me out for not communicating.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2023, 10:41:59 AM »
Crew Moving Pelosi Out Of Office Crushed To Death By Empty Wine Bottles
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #263 on: October 05, 2023, 10:46:33 AM »
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Crew Moving Pelosi Out Of Office Crushed To Death By Empty Wine Bottles
https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-moving-pelosi-out-of-office-crushed-to-death-by-empty-wine-bottles

What? Not buried under an avalanche of empty super premium ice cream cartons?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #264 on: October 05, 2023, 12:17:25 PM »
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What? Not buried under an avalanche of empty super premium ice cream cartons?

That wouldn't be all that bad, so the joke wouldn't work.  Sticky, maybe.  Wine bottles are heavy.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #265 on: October 05, 2023, 12:59:18 PM »
I was thinking specifically of that interview she did in the early days of the COVID shut downs where she showed that huge freezer just stuffed full of super premium ice cream at a time when tens of thousands were losing their jobs and worrying about how they were simply going to eat, let alone snack.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #266 on: October 05, 2023, 01:01:53 PM »
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I was thinking specifically of that interview she did in the early days of the COVID shut downs where she showed that huge freezer just stuffed full of super premium ice cream at a time when tens of thousands were losing their jobs and worrying about how they were simply going to eat, let alone snack.

:)  I knew the reference, just saying it wouldn't work in the joke without a *lot* more suspension of disbelief.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #267 on: October 05, 2023, 01:05:32 PM »
And dying in a crush of wine bottles is perfectly believable.

O....... K.......


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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #268 on: October 12, 2023, 05:58:54 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #269 on: October 12, 2023, 06:00:49 PM »
^^^^^
I intentionally didn't post that in a certain other thread so as to not give away the joke.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #270 on: October 12, 2023, 06:03:14 PM »
Powerball Winner Revealed To Be Hispanic California Resident Volodymyro Zelensko
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #271 on: October 12, 2023, 06:04:10 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #272 on: October 12, 2023, 07:30:38 PM »
Hasn't the Sacramento Bee newspaper taken enough abuse by these cruel parodies by now?  Underdog-lovers unite in protest!

         

I'll have to get my bullhorn out of storage to lead a mostly peaceful riot over this terrible injustice!

I hope the battery's still good.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #273 on: October 12, 2023, 11:42:39 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #274 on: October 25, 2023, 04:30:37 PM »
Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping To Get More Ideas On How To Run California
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