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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #200 on: March 09, 2023, 04:53:40 PM »
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Panic Erupts On Delta Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #201 on: March 09, 2023, 05:02:21 PM »
List Of Side Effects From Drug Commercial Just Sounds Like 40-Year-Old Man's Typical Tuesday Afternoon
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #202 on: March 10, 2023, 12:58:30 PM »
Mario Arrested For Hate Crime After Leaving Skid Marks On Rainbow Road
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #203 on: March 10, 2023, 01:02:07 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 10, 2023, 12:58:30 PM
Mario Arrested For Hate Crime After Leaving Skid Marks On Rainbow Road
https://babylonbee.com/news/mario-arrested-for-hate-crime-after-leaving-skid-marks-on-rainbow-road

This isn't the first one of these (in the real news) that has happened. If it wasn't another rainbow crosswalk, it was like a BLM or something crosswalk.

Seriously, do these people not know how streets work? While I will go along with "done on purpose", so what? If it wasn't done on purpose all at once, it would have been done under normal driving conditions over some days.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #204 on: March 10, 2023, 01:05:00 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 10, 2023, 01:02:07 PM
This isn't the first one of these (in the real news) that has happened. If it wasn't another rainbow crosswalk, it was like a BLM or something crosswalk.

Seriously, do these people not know how streets work? While I will go along with "done on purpose", so what? If it wasn't done on purpose all at once, it would have been done under normal driving conditions over some days.

Yep
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #205 on: March 13, 2023, 02:26:12 PM »
Tucker Carlson Obtains 40,000 Unseen Hours Of Biden Falling Down Air Force One Stairs
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #206 on: March 16, 2023, 03:24:02 PM »
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Parents Warn Kids If They Don't Behave They'll Take Them To Applebee's
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