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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #500 on: March 22, 2024, 10:15:27 PM »
Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp
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« Reply #501 on: March 22, 2024, 10:16:12 PM »
Planet Fitness Rated ‘Best Gym In America’ By The National Association Of Perverts
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #502 on: March 22, 2024, 10:18:24 PM »
9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property
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Give them MAGA hats and call the police: You'll be amazed at how quickly the authorities come rushing in to drag these dangerous insurrectionists to prison.

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Get word to Hillary Clinton that the squatters have dirt on her: People with dirt on Hillary tend to disappear. Just like magic!
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #503 on: March 25, 2024, 12:10:32 PM »
Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
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"I've had to deal with so, so much because of her having cancer. In many ways, it's been way harder on me than on Kate," explained Markle, wiping tears from her eyes. "Kate gets so much sympathy because she's white and has cancer. I feel like I'm just living in her shadow, forgotten. Why does the internet not spend its days thinking of wild conspiracy theories about me, Meghan? Do you know how hard it is to have people thinking she's dead and not me? It's so painful."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #504 on: March 28, 2024, 08:08:18 PM »
 :rofl:

New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #505 on: April 01, 2024, 02:43:59 PM »
4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #506 on: April 02, 2024, 03:08:07 PM »
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #507 on: April 02, 2024, 03:08:39 PM »
Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #508 on: April 04, 2024, 05:48:14 PM »
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #509 on: April 05, 2024, 04:06:33 PM »
Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #510 on: April 05, 2024, 04:07:40 PM »
Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #511 on: April 07, 2024, 02:10:50 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #512 on: April 11, 2024, 04:50:20 PM »
Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson
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« Reply #513 on: April 11, 2024, 04:51:25 PM »
O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #514 on: April 13, 2024, 02:35:18 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #515 on: April 15, 2024, 05:04:47 PM »
Rashida Tlaib Condemns Violence Against Innocent Iranian Missiles
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #516 on: April 16, 2024, 01:08:58 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #517 on: April 19, 2024, 07:47:16 AM »
Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them
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Trump Legal Team Skeptical About Impartiality Of Juror Number Six
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #518 on: April 19, 2024, 07:48:26 AM »
NPR Says They Always Strive To Feature A Broad Range Of Opinions From Slightly Communist To Very Communist
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #519 on: April 21, 2024, 08:34:19 AM »
Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India
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« Reply #520 on: April 21, 2024, 08:35:21 AM »
Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #521 on: April 21, 2024, 08:36:26 AM »
Snopes Journalists Announce Plans To Personally Fact-Check Entire San Francisco Poop Map
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #522 on: April 21, 2024, 05:22:16 PM »
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Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India
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"Biden claims his uncle rapidly aged after drinking from the wrong cup."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #523 on: April 22, 2024, 08:53:06 AM »
And the BB is more accurate than the MSM again

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #524 on: April 22, 2024, 07:52:15 PM »
Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution
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