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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #500 on: March 22, 2024, 10:15:27 PM »
Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp
https://babylonbee.com/news/shrek-prosecuted-after-trying-to-remove-squatters-from-swamp
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #501 on: March 22, 2024, 10:16:12 PM »
Planet Fitness Rated ‘Best Gym In America’ By The National Association Of Perverts
https://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-rated-best-gym-in-america-by-the-national-association-of-perverts
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #502 on: March 22, 2024, 10:18:24 PM »
9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-deal-with-squatters

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Give them MAGA hats and call the police: You'll be amazed at how quickly the authorities come rushing in to drag these dangerous insurrectionists to prison.

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Get word to Hillary Clinton that the squatters have dirt on her: People with dirt on Hillary tend to disappear. Just like magic!
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #503 on: March 25, 2024, 12:10:32 PM »
Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-announces-netflix-show-about-how-hard-its-been-dealing-with-kate-middletons-cancer-diagnosis

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"I've had to deal with so, so much because of her having cancer. In many ways, it's been way harder on me than on Kate," explained Markle, wiping tears from her eyes. "Kate gets so much sympathy because she's white and has cancer. I feel like I'm just living in her shadow, forgotten. Why does the internet not spend its days thinking of wild conspiracy theories about me, Meghan? Do you know how hard it is to have people thinking she's dead and not me? It's so painful."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #504 on: March 28, 2024, 08:08:18 PM »
 :rofl:

New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-all-female-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie-just-two-hours-of-boats-backing-into-coral-reefs
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #505 on: April 01, 2024, 02:43:59 PM »
4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-makes-mar-a-lago-worth-500-million-by-hanging-up-3-hunter-biden-paintings
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #506 on: April 02, 2024, 03:08:07 PM »
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-orders-trump-to-stop-noticing-that-the-people-trying-to-put-him-in-jail-are-democrats
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #507 on: April 02, 2024, 03:08:39 PM »
Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt
https://babylonbee.com/news/scottish-parliament-declares-william-wallace-was-a-woman-after-learning-he-wore-a-skirt
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #508 on: April 04, 2024, 05:48:14 PM »
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-still-polling-well-among-3-am-mail-in-ballot-demographic
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #509 on: April 05, 2024, 04:06:33 PM »
Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog
https://babylonbee.com/news/earthquake-as-jews-dig-tunnels-too-deep-and-unearth-a-balrog
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #510 on: April 05, 2024, 04:07:40 PM »
Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction
https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-believe-noah-made-over-977-trips-to-home-depot-during-ark-construction
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #511 on: April 07, 2024, 02:10:50 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #512 on: April 11, 2024, 04:50:20 PM »
Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson
https://babylonbee.com/news/police-slowly-escort-white-hearse-containing-oj-simpson

Picture needs more police cars but I like the photoshopped Bronco/Hearse



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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #513 on: April 11, 2024, 04:51:25 PM »
O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #515 on: Today at 05:04:47 PM »
Rashida Tlaib Condemns Violence Against Innocent Iranian Missiles
https://babylonbee.com/news/rashida-tlaib-condemns-violence-against-innocent-iranian-missiles
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