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Twinkie DietPro: You get to eat TwinkiesCon: None
Study Finds 99% Of Men Pretend To Use The Force When Opening, Closing Automatic Doorshttps://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-99-of-men-use-the-force-when-opening-closing-automatic-doors
Y..y...y...ya mean we really don't have the power of The Force?
Stop giving them ideas!Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wallhttps://babylonbee.com/news/ballot-drop-boxes-installed-along-border-wall
Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_MannReuters sent us an email to find out if our @TheBabylonBee story about ballot boxes being installed along the border wall was true.
At publishing time, Musk expressed confidence that he could turn things around, even mentioning the possibility of buying out Five Guys in the future and changing its name to Five Hot Chicks.
Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Planhttps://babylonbee.com/news/pros-and-cons-of-every-diet-planStarting on this one first thing tomorrow
"I shudder to think what kind of memes would have been shared if we hadn't caught him when we did."Among several other charges, the frog is being held on 7,439,600,213,000 counts of criminal menace, 436,007,924,332,141,572,499,022 hate crime charges, and 563,745,743,153,001,377 counts of stochastic terrorism. "I'll sleep easier knowing that I'll never have to see another Pepe meme in the replies to my videos where I announce I'm indicting Trump again," said Garland. "His face haunts my dreams.""Humor and fun have long been tools of fascism," said Salon journalist Rezz Thivins. "Pepe will finally face justice for his treasonous memes. It's about time."