R.I.P. Scout26, R.I.P. Doggy Daddy
"Obviously, right off the bat, God is followed by an R, while the serpent is followed by a D," the project's chief editor, Dr. Gary Leyland, told reporters. "Those ones are easy. Some of the other characters are a little tougher, as we have little written evidence of their modern American political ideology. But we can usually figure it out with context. For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
"The weird characters no one likes are probably libertarians."
Now the officer claims he feared for his life when he was "aggressively approached" by the automated vacuum device."I feared for my life, and that is why I unloaded approximately 11 rounds into the dangerous, aggressive robot vacuum," he said in a press conference. "You don't always have time to accurately assess all threats when you are in a life-and-death situation like that. Police officer safety is our number one priority when we're out in the field.""Uh, I mean, other than your safety, of course," he quickly added.
The diet calls for adherents to eat two of every animal at every meal. While some complain the price would add up on all that meat, Embry says, "you can't put a price on good health." Embry is also developing new Noah milkshakes that contain two of every animal blended together in one delicious, easy-to-prepare smoothie. "We're also working on a jerky line," Embry told reporters.
Good article attached to this one...https://babylonbee.com/news/police-officer-claims-he-feared-for-his-life-when-he-shot-familys-roombaPolice Officer Claims He Feared For His Life After Shooting Family's Roomba To Death
At publishing time, an investigation had revealed that Officer Nimitz was in the entirely wrong house in the first place, with the correct address being over five miles away.
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Snopes actually fact checked this:
“The Grizzly has stated that his preferred pronouns are he/him/human and so we are going to respect that,” said A.J. Styles, wincing in pain as doctors attempted to realign his spine — another victim of the Grizzly’s punishment.
While everyone else wasn't observant enough to notice the targeting dot planted right on her forehead, Trump's famed observational skills and reaction time saved the day.
At publishing time, Trump had saved hundreds more women from would-be assassins all across the land.
Oh great .... cue massive run on Chic-fil-A in 3 .... 2 .... 1 .....
That story was posted a day or 3 ago, but there's always a run at CFA.
I got a chuckle out of this headline:https://babylonbee.com/news/obamas-promise-to-donate-all-proceeds-from-multimillion-dollar-book-netflix-deals-to-combat-wealth-inequalityAlso the last line:"At publishing time, the Obamas had released a video in which they committed to allowing refugees and undocumented immigrants to stay in their new mansion."
https://babylonbee.com/news/time-names-karen-person-of-the-year
The back and forth in this is timePastor dad warns that The Babylon Bee is ‘a white supremacist rag that exploits Christians for clicks’https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/06/20/pastor-dad-warns-that-the-babylon-bee-is-a-white-supremacist-rag-that-exploits-christians-for-clicks/
When they say "racist", it doesn't seem to mean anything in particular.
