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« Reply #200 on: March 09, 2023, 04:53:40 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #201 on: March 09, 2023, 05:02:21 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #202 on: March 10, 2023, 12:58:30 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #203 on: March 10, 2023, 01:02:07 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 10, 2023, 12:58:30 PM
Mario Arrested For Hate Crime After Leaving Skid Marks On Rainbow Road
https://babylonbee.com/news/mario-arrested-for-hate-crime-after-leaving-skid-marks-on-rainbow-road

This isn't the first one of these (in the real news) that has happened. If it wasn't another rainbow crosswalk, it was like a BLM or something crosswalk.

Seriously, do these people not know how streets work? While I will go along with "done on purpose", so what? If it wasn't done on purpose all at once, it would have been done under normal driving conditions over some days.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #204 on: March 10, 2023, 01:05:00 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 10, 2023, 01:02:07 PM
This isn't the first one of these (in the real news) that has happened. If it wasn't another rainbow crosswalk, it was like a BLM or something crosswalk.

Seriously, do these people not know how streets work? While I will go along with "done on purpose", so what? If it wasn't done on purpose all at once, it would have been done under normal driving conditions over some days.

Yep
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #205 on: March 13, 2023, 02:26:12 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #206 on: March 16, 2023, 03:24:02 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #207 on: March 29, 2023, 05:53:41 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #208 on: April 09, 2023, 12:11:17 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #209 on: April 24, 2023, 08:35:08 PM »
Revised Hospital Chart Has Patients Rate Pain On Scale From Zero To Watching 'The View'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #210 on: April 24, 2023, 08:37:27 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #211 on: April 24, 2023, 10:13:10 PM »
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Female Crash Test Dummy Says She Doesn't Know How Car Got Totaled
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What about the other 6,542,709 genders?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #212 on: April 24, 2023, 11:38:30 PM »
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What about the other 6,542,709 genders?

Are there that many?

We're gonna need bigger flags, and a WHOLE lot of colorfast dye.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #213 on: April 25, 2023, 08:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on April 24, 2023, 11:38:30 PM
Are there that many?

We're gonna need bigger flags, and a WHOLE lot of colorfast dye.
It is all the same colors to most people.  Some just see different shades and have silly names for them.  It is all in their head.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #214 on: April 25, 2023, 09:19:48 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on April 24, 2023, 11:38:30 PM
Are there that many?

We're gonna need bigger flags, and a WHOLE lot of colorfast dye.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #215 on: April 25, 2023, 11:00:27 AM »
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #216 on: April 25, 2023, 12:43:01 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #217 on: April 27, 2023, 12:54:26 PM »
Buttigieg Announces Closure Of Interstate System For 8-10 Days As Highways Undergo Racial Sensitivity Training
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #218 on: April 27, 2023, 01:44:44 PM »
Pete the Butt is also working on a plan that would allow Interstate highways to choose their own direction. Previously, under the white cis normal patriarchy, highways with even numbers were forced to flow East-West, and those with odd numbers North-South, with no deviation allowed for the highway's personal preferences.

He's recruiting a team of woke transdirectionists who will berate each highway into picking its correct direction.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #219 on: May 02, 2023, 07:05:28 PM »
A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #220 on: May 02, 2023, 07:06:10 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #221 on: May 04, 2023, 09:21:45 AM »
How to stop bad guys in a gun free utopia:

https://youtu.be/-DzginiUVUY
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« Reply #222 on: May 04, 2023, 01:56:10 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #223 on: May 05, 2023, 01:43:51 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 04, 2023, 09:21:45 AM
How to stop bad guys in a gun free utopia:

https://youtu.be/-DzginiUVUY


Wrong.  No guns means no criminals, obviously.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #224 on: May 08, 2023, 06:15:23 PM »
This one is savage:

God, I Thank You That I Am Not Like Other White Evangelicals - Op-Ed By David French 

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