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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #600 on: June 17, 2024, 09:40:07 AM »
Okay, so what makes these lesbian force witches novel then?  They're just another group of "force believers" with different training, right?

They're Universalist Unitarians.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #601 on: June 17, 2024, 09:55:24 AM »
They're Universalist Unitarians.
So they pretend they believe in the force when actually they just like the trappings of force belief?

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #602 on: June 17, 2024, 10:01:20 AM »
So they pretend they believe in the force when actually they just like the trappings of force belief?

Sure. Why not.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #603 on: June 17, 2024, 01:54:42 PM »
They only eat the rainbow bagels

And drive Subarus :rofl:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #605 on: June 20, 2024, 11:29:59 AM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-unsure-why-buffalo-bills-starting-gay-football-team-when-dallas-cowboys-already-exist

So the real world clown world event they're referencing here is a "Gay Flag Football League"? Which is apparently real? what is this i dont even
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #607 on: June 24, 2024, 06:18:43 PM »
Have you seen the Chick-fil-A drive through?  They disrupt traffic all around them due to the number cars in line or those waiting to get in line.  That is the case down here at least.  Even at off times like mid-afternoon, the lines can be long.  They often are efficient and move the cars through pretty fast, but the lines are still long.

I'm bringing this one back to mention that it's happening in real life. We have a Chick-fil-A in the town where I work as a building inspector. They have applied to construct a canopy (like a gas station canopy) over their drive through lanes. This will, of course, involve shutting down the drive-through lanes while they excavate and pour footings for the support columns. The restaurant is on a very busy state road. We asked for a traffic plan to show how they were going to avoid clogging up the state road during the construction period.

Their response was (paraphrased): "We do not anticipate any traffic issues." [Of course you don't, because you didn't think about them until I asked the question.]

Our response to their response (again paraphrased): "You already have traffic issues. How will this not make them worse?"
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #608 on: July 03, 2024, 11:40:37 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #609 on: July 03, 2024, 06:07:00 PM »
‘We Can’t Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,’ Biden Tells Hunter
https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cant-let-a-convicted-felon-in-the-white-house-biden-tells-hunter
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #610 on: July 05, 2024, 03:12:09 AM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-about-to-unburden-herself-from-what-has-been

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At publishing time, what has been had reportedly denied all reports that it would be unburdening itself from Harris any time soon.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #611 on: July 07, 2024, 04:58:13 PM »
Again when a satire site is more accurate than most of the MSM

Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-over-vp-chosen-for-her-race-and-gender-being-labeled-dei-hire
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #612 on: July 07, 2024, 06:15:58 PM »
Again when a satire site is more accurate than most of the MSM

Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-over-vp-chosen-for-her-race-and-gender-being-labeled-dei-hire

If she becomes our next puppet president, I hope the Post insists on only referring to her as President Black Female.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #615 on: July 08, 2024, 07:11:15 PM »
Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/several-injured-in-brawl-when-mormons-jehovahs-witnesses-arrive-on-porch-at-same-time
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #616 on: July 10, 2024, 03:05:48 PM »
White House Denies Taxidermist Visited To Stuff And Preserve President
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-denies-taxidermist-visited-to-stuff-and-preserve-president
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #617 on: July 12, 2024, 09:00:08 AM »
Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-of-terrifying-fascist-state-where-government-shrinks-and-people-can-afford-groceries
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #618 on: July 12, 2024, 06:21:18 PM »


The End.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #619 on: July 13, 2024, 07:48:41 AM »
Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-of-terrifying-fascist-state-where-government-shrinks-and-people-can-afford-groceries

I wish this were satire...
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #620 on: July 13, 2024, 08:24:32 AM »
Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-of-terrifying-fascist-state-where-government-shrinks-and-people-can-afford-groceries

But how will we survive without an overwhelming federal bureaucracy that serves no purpose other than to oppress us and enrich itself while the leftists screech about how we should be grateful for it?
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